Monkey Thoughts

I must sleep. My mind is in overdrive. And it's clear and coherent yet quite strange.

I am having monkey thoughts.

I was thinkeing why do we kiss? Why do we use our lips to pucker and kiss? And why do we makeout? Why do we kiss when we greet one another?

I think we should just bump asses instead of kissing.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSH

Some asses will knock you out when they greet you. Like my ass.

Hi! How are you? *bumps asses with you*

Let's see if this idea will catch on.

~emmaruth